The Office Sloth
You know them, they're in every office: they are super lazy employees who invest all their energy in making sure they do nothing. They are the masters of deflection, lords of delegation, and they're never at the office after five.
As you would have expected, CRAP has its own specimen of these marvelous species. Meet Fred, the office sloth!
Oh, by the way, you've just finished reading the premiere of the 3rd season of My 25 Percent... Yippee!
